swafflevlut:

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

this is so true and I’m on battery power saving mode

(via moniibak)

ohnovak:

whales-gather-here:

teashoesandhair:

ellathemagicdragon:

letsgetbloggin:

loveisharmony:

afuckinglesbian:

catswithbenefits:

scraggay:

ohnovak:

cookie dough ice cream more like ew why

unfollowed

blocked

reported

Arrested

beheaded

burned at the stake

ashes scattered to the wind

Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough

????? jeus fuckign christ

(Source: vulcanist, via wargoddessivy)

stumpology:

tries to spell word

cannot spell word

uses different word

(Source: peewentz, via wargoddessivy)

googlechrome:

internetexplorers:

do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them

All the time

(via wargoddessivy)

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

(Source: tomlintum, via asunsetdream)

My sister makes me feel like I’m dressing like a hobo. She wore a dress two times this week. To shool. Two fucking times. I wear a dress once in six months, I wore sweats, and leggings this week. Jeans or ‘real’ pants once a week for the last three weeks. I’m in a small school and we all know each other and none of us care what we wear blah blah blah and she’s all fancy dressing up.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via wellyoureapizzacrap)